"Call Me Maybe" PARODY

"Wish you lose the bodyguard so I can lick your face!"

- Carly Rae Jepsen creeping on Obama Carly Rae Jepsen - "Call Me Maybe" PARODY ft Obama is Bart Baker's 35th parody, based on the pop hit song of the same name; and features a very creepy Carly Rae Jepsen stalking on President Barack Obama. It was released on June 22th, 2012.

Cast
Bart Baker as Carly Rae Jepsen

Danny Watson as Barack Obama

Kamil Haque as Osama bin Laden

Uncredited as Obama's Bodyguard 

Uncredited as Carly's Guitarist 

Lyrics
Carly:

I’m watching you in my yard, making my nipples rock hard

Wish you’d lose the bodyguard, so I could lick your face.

I love your black nappy hair, and those suits that you wear.

I’m wearing your underwear that I stole from your place.

I’m a total psycho

Spying through a window

I’ll kill that Michell hoe

And take over as first lady

Carly:

Hi, nice to meet you, I'm friggin' crazy

When I kill your wife, you will marry me

Carly Rae Obama will be my new name

I’ve been your stalker since your first campaign

Obama:

Whoa I don’t know you, you're friggin' crazy

You look like a dude, your eyes are lazy

And you need to stop stalking me

Your pale skin and bangs are super creepy.

Carly:

You might not realize it yet

But we’ll soon be having sex inside the Oval Office

Obama:

You're totally insane

Carly:

Maybe if I wash my car it will make your weenier hard.

Obama:

Please stop or I’m gonna barf, you look worse than McCain.

Carly:

Now i’m gonna fall off of this cars wet hood top

Oh my head hit a rock, OMG it’s really bloody

Carly:

I snuck in your room while you were away

And stole your boxers. They smell good, don’t they?

Obama:

Get those damn boxers out of my face

Or else I’ll gonna call the C.I.A.

Carly:

No! Please, I love you! Just give me one taste.

Obama:

Take one step closer and I’ll scream rape

Wait! Who the hell is that guy playing the bass.

Carly:

Oh, that’s Osama.

Osama:

My death was a fake.

Obama:

When people fake losing their life it makes me look bad.

How could you do that? This makes me so so mad.

But secretly I’ve always liked your sexy beard and hat.

Will you be my man, will you call me maybe?