Sweatshirt Parody

Sweatshirt Is A Song By Jacob Sartorius Parodied By Bart Baker

Lyrics:

I'm a really young guy In fact, I am only thirteen I got famous making shitty vines And cringey lipsyncs on Musical.ly Since my fans seem to love everything I do

But you can't sing Your voice sounds like a sick animal who's dying [Chorus: Students & Your singing makes my ears hurt It's making me nauseous I'd rather drink bleach than hear this God, this song is a huge turd Plus, this video looks like ass It's no wonder it almost has a million dislikes

If you think my singing sucks Without autotune, it's much worse This is what I really sound like The worst singing ever heard But all my fans just see my face and swoon And when I bite my lip And do all my fuckboy moves

They are hypnotized Get your dad's bank card and buy my crap merchandise

Like my overpriced sweatshirt It cost one buck to make, so I'll be laughing to the bank Girl, when you wear my sweatshirt I hate my fat and smelly fans But my mom and dad demand I hug them and smile

[Bridge: Bart Baker & Jacob, get inside! Why? To sew sweatshirts! But I really don't wanna sew! So? This blows! Let's go! Oh, wait, first let's make a vine

Now start sewing those sweatshirts! Help! Our son looks like an elf But he's brought us such immense wealth Hey Jacob get back to work It's time to post a corny tweet! And film a cringey Musical.ly! Make all your fans buy sweatshirts!

Come on, lets go Elf Boy! Sew those sweatshirts!