"Bad Blood" PARODY

"This song is all about Katy, because that dumb bitch betrayed me!"

- Taylor Swift Taylor Swift ft. Kendrick Lamar - "Bad Blood" PARODY is Bart Baker's 86th parody, based on the pop hit song of the same name; and features an angry Taylor Swift trying to get revenge on Katy Perry for stealing from her three back-up dancers. It was released on June 14th, 2015.

Main Cast
Bart Baker as Tampon Swift

Klarity as Losin Da Cred

Syd Wilder as Katy Perry

Kim Kubar as Katy Perry (voice)

Cameos
Brittany Furlan as Boss B*tch

Vitaly as Lucky Fiori

Glozell as Enema

Andrea's Choice as Cat P

Shira Lazar as Luna

Olga Kay as Justice

Ceciley Jenkins as Frosty Nips

Sierra Dallas as Motomilf

Lauren Francesca as Diarrhea X

Brittney Smith as The 3 Way

Aimende Negbenebor as Locker Room Gal

Alyssa Weldonas as Locker Room Gal

Jesse Sherman as Male Suited Fighter

Xavier Truesdell as Male Suited Fighter

Abraham Luna as Male Suited Fighter

Chris Young as Male Suited Fighter

Lyrics
[Taylor Swift:] This song is all about Katy Because that dumb bitch betrayed me

[Katy Perry:] Taylor you psycho don't blame me For the fact you're freaking crazy

[Kendrick Lamar:] To tell the truth I'd rather be back On the mean streets of Compton selling crackheads crack (crackheads crack) Than be rapping on this generic lame pop track (lame pop track) About how Katy jacked some dancers from Tay that's whack

[Taylor Swift:] I had three great back-up dancers Who danced on my tour Then Katy stole all them God I hate that bitch screw her!

[Kendrick Lamar:] You sound like a baby That's not a big deal Plus Katy didn't steal she just offered them a job Tay that's for real

[Taylor Swift:] I've run out of men To write about so it is Katy's turn!

[Dilema:] Hey why is this song called "Bad Blood"?

[Slay-Z:] Because Taylor's on her period

[Taylor Swift:] Stop discussing my menstruation Or I'll shoot you both with my gun! (Hey!) I'm so sensitive 'Cause it's always my period That's why I named my last album "Red" And why I can't keep a boyfriend! (Hey!) The original Version of this song sucked so I got Kendrick

This video it kinda blows It's just a bunch of cameos I made all my famous friends pose To boost my music vid ego! (Hey!)

This song and vid represents Strong female empowerment

[Kendrick Lamar:] That's BS it is so evident You only put this catty song out to get revenge

[Taylor Swift:] I'm a feminist--

[Kendrick Lamar:] Please trick Feminists do not dis chicks

[Taylor Swift:] Okay, fine, Kendrick, I'll admit it (Hoo)

[Taylor & Kendrick:] I want to kill that--

[Taylor Swift:] Dark Horse bitch!

Katy, me and my famous friends Are gonna kick your fat rear end

[Katy Perry:] Hey Taylor John Mayer said That you're like a dead fish in bed!

[Taylor Swift:] Bitch you got no class And now I'm gonna murder your ass

[Katy Perry:] You skinny skank don't make me laugh Okay, sharks lets take out the trash! Haha!

[Taylor Swift:] Oh my god, my peroid. It stopped. It's-it's finally over Katy, I'm so sorry. Can we just put all this behond us and be friends again?

[Katy Perry:] Oh, Taylor I wish we could, I really do, but I have some news for you. My peroid just started!!