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Taylor: it feels like the perfect day to torture my exes and then put on their skin.

Harry: Help me!

Taylor: Shut up, Harry!

Taylor: I escaped from the asylum, and kidnapped all of them so I can get my revenge!

Jake: You're sick!

Taylor: Yeah! I got Joe, Jake, John, and Kennedy all wrapped in duct tape.

Harry: Bitch, give me back my fucking face!

Taylor: Bad chance, today's the first day of a never ending hell date, It's time!

Joe, Jake, John, and Kennedy: Uh oh!

Taylor: Now you all will be mine, until the end of all time, I will never let you leave.

John: Somebody call the police!

Taylor: You better shut your mouth, or I will cut your tongue out!

Jake: Why are you dancing like that?

Taylor: Because I'm a psychopath, now it's your turn to dance!

Joe: You just shot me in my ass!

Taylor: You shouldn't ever have dumped me, now you're all buried, let's watch Tyler Perry.

Joe, Jake, John, Kennedy, and Harry: Please just kill us!

Taylor: It's Madea Goes to Jail, My favorite movie!

Jake: This proves she's crazy!

John: It's making my eyes bleed!

Taylor: Yeah! Soon you will all become members of my death cult.

Joe: Uh, Excuse me?

Taylor: After the murder ritual!

Joe, Jake, John, Kennedy, and Harry: Oh, crap!!

Taylor: Then we will spend eternity together below in HELL!

Joe, Jake, John, Kennedy, and Harry: Uh, oh!

Taylor: All the rumors are True, I am Satan.

Joe, Jake. John, Kennedy, and Harry: Yeah, we knew.

Taylor: Now your heads must all come off. BRB, I'll get the saw.

Jake: Dude, she dropped her cell phone.

John: Pick it up, call the popo.

Jake: We'll be dead once they get here, I have a better idea, send!

Taylor: What are you doing!?

Joe, Jake, John, Kennedy, and Harry: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! We were not doing anything!

Taylor: Well, no matter! Time to die!

Joe, Jake, John, Kennedy, and Harry: Oh, no, no, no!

Taylor: I'll see you in the afterlife!

Jesus: Hey! Hey! Drop the weapon Miss Swift!

Joe, Jake, John, Kennedy, and Harry: OMG! It's JESUS!

Taylor: HOW DID YOU FIND ME J.C.?!?!

Jesus: I got a text from J.G.!

Jake: We're actually quite close, He likes all my Facebook posts.

Jesus: And he follows me on Twitter, Anyway, back to Taylor now! Time to take care of you!

Taylor: I can't move!

Jesus: With this holy water balloon!

Taylor: Ah! Get that away from me, you fool!

Jesus: Sorry, but your time here is through! Well my children that's a wrap on that crazy bitch! Who wants to go to the strip club? Lap dances all on me.

Joe, Jake, John, Kennedy, and Harry: YAH!