Dark Horse Parody

Prior to his release of "Anaconda", "Dark Horse" was Bart's fastest rising parody. It reached 1 million views in 2 days and 25 million views in 10 weeks. At the time it was released, late March 2014, Maker Studios, the studio Bart works with, was in the news for the fact Disney Studios was negotiating to buy them. Many of the articles mentioned that Bart worked with Maker. Less than a week later, Maker was in the news again for the fact they had signed an agreement with Music Choice to run Bart's videos on their cable channels. A few of these articles included a picture of Bart taken from the "Dark Horse" video.

Characters

 * Katy Perry
 * Russell Brand
 * Robin Thicke
 * Miley Cyrus

Lyrics
Katy's lyrics are in normal text.

Russell's lyrics are in bold.

Robin's lyrics are underlined.

Miley's lyrics are in bold and italics.

Juicy J's lyrics are in italics.

If any other person is singing, their lyrics are ''' bold and underlined. '''

Hollywood, California

on a shitty-ass green screen...

Verse 1:

I just broke up

With an enormous douchebag

And now it is

Audition time for my next man

But I

Have one request, to be with me

Treat me shittely

Then cheat on me

You were my darling flower

You should go take a shower

My finger

Might just be the only

Thing that can please

Katy Perry

Chorus 1:

Take me back, I brought you a gift

Panties from the girl who lives next door

Are those Victoria's Secret?

I only wear Gucci, Prada or Dior

That is what you get, you cheap prick

 This video's offensive 

 To Muslims and Egyptians 

Put my makeup back!

Verse 2:

Let's lez out

Oh no, not again, Miley

We made out

That's because you mouth-raped me

I brought you

A jar of all my STDs

You're sickening!

Chorus 2:

If you want to date a cheater

I could show you just how blurred my lines are

Get out of here, you old creeper

Marry me again, I'm the worst by far

I'm not interested, so sorry

Don't  zap  us  with  your  boobies

I'm getting bored, this song needs

 Someone who is black 

Verse 3:

Uh, guess that's me

The name's Juicy J

I sold my ass out

For Katy Perry

Dark Horse is 

The name of this whack beat

But there ain't a single horse 

And the only dark thing is me

''Why the hell is this theme Egyptian? (Egyptian)''

Katy, check your brain, I think it's missin' (missin')

All those blue guys and bitches with cat heads

''Who wrote this, were they trippin'? (trippin')''

I think that I was drugged,

Why else would I agree to do this?

I used to be straight hood

But now I'm makin' pop garbage

Chorus 3:

Every video I do this

Have to stand up above all the rest

Time to use my enormous tits

To escape this horrible green-screen set

There is nobody, nobody (nobody)

That's good enough for Katy (for Katy)

So screw all you, peace out, dudes

(Yoooooooooou suck!)

''' I don't think so, bitch! '''