I Knew You Were Trouble Parody

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FLASHBACK: Taylor Swift's past exes

Taylor Swift (Bart Baker): "Once upon a time,

before I was insane

I dated this Disney guy

Joe Jonas was his name

But he broke up with me"

Joe Jonas (Will Keenan): "You're just way to creepy

plus I found someone else

his name's Mickey"

Mickey Mouse: "Ho-oh!"

Taylor: "So I wrote a song

about his stupid ass

Then I found this guy named John

but that was over fast"

Taylor to John Mayer (Alex Farnham): "If you don't marry me,

I will pull out your teeth!"

John: "You're totally crazy!"

Taylor: "No!"

John: "Yes!"

Taylor: "No!"

John: "Yes!"

Taylor: "Maybe! Hahahaha!"

Taylor: "He hit me with his guitar,

and he said that,"

John: "We are through!"

Taylor: "Just you wait until

I write a song about you!"

Taylor: "Then I met that Jake Gyllenhaal dick,

and was obsessed right away"

Jake Gyllenhaal (Ed Vilderman): "You sent me 1000 messages,"

Taylor: "Huahaha!"

Jake: "And that's just from today!"

Taylor: "Oh, that's because I'm having your baby"

Jake: "What?

But you don't even put out"

Taylor: "Stop questioning me, Jakie

Or I'll put you 6 feet underground!"

Jakie: "Woah! Woah!

Psycho! Psycho! Psycho!"

Taylor: "Fine, go!

It's good material!"

Taylor: "Next came Kennedy,

I think he was 15"

Taylor to Kennedy (Jordan Taylor): "I bought the house next door

to watch you constantly

And also to make sure

You never, ever cheat!"

Kennedy: "OMG, we are done, you are scary!"

Taylor: "Harry was my last

that One Direction freak!

I taped him to my wall

so he could never leave"

Harry Styles (Bart Baker): "Someone call the police!

You're insane, we are through!"

Taylor: "You're just like all the rest

What did I do to you?!"

PRESENT

Taylor: "So I used my stalker app

To track down all of those pricks!

The next song I write

I'll use their blood as my ink!"

Jake: "Holy crap! That nut job just bursted in!"

Taylor's Exes: "AHH!"

Taylor: "What the hell is this?!"

Taylor's Exes: "It's a support group for all the men

You wrote songs about, you bitch!"

Taylor: "What?!

But I have not written about Harry yet!"

Harry: "I am just planning ahead"

John: "Why are you even here anyway?"

Taylor: "To finish you all off with my pen!"

Taylor's Exes: "NO!"

Taylor: "ARGH!"

Taylor's Exes: "NO!"

Taylor: "ARGH!"

Taylor's Exes: "Devil! Devil! Devil!"

Taylor: "Ow! Ow! It's true I'm the devil!"

Dr. Ponytails (Mike Surh): "Okay, that's enough

You are right, she's nuts"

Doctor's Aides (Johnny Mancan & Matt Sherin): "You are coming with us!"

Taylor: "Wait, what?

Get off of me

I'm not crazy!

AHH!"

Taylor's Exes: "It worked!

This was all a trick

We knew you would come

So we hired this doctor!"

Dr. Ponytails: "You re going to an insane asylum

Based on the behaviour I've observed"

Taylor: "AHH! AHH!

Let me go you assholes!"

Doctor's Aids: "NO! NO!"

Dr. Ponytails: "Welcome to your new home"

Mickey: "Ho-oh! So you're crazy too, huh?"

Taylor: "WAHH!"