Animals PARODY

Lyrics
Adam: I've been a pop star for a long time, people's sexiest man alive, now it's time for me, to be seen, as a massive creep. That is why in this video, I look like a sick pedo, any why I'm stalking, a lady, like she is fresh meat, my beard's gross.

This video's all about me, Maroon 5 is nowhere to be seen, I'm showing off my abs and all of my tattoos. I've done comercials bout acne, I've got a show on NBC, it is time for me to show you what else I can do.

Yea, I can stand in rain in a hoodie, I can develop photograhy, I can hump pretend hunks of meat, I can act totally crazy. I can take pictures on my smart phone, I can smear blood on my hot muscules, this is just like "American Psycho", oh!

How do I make my voice so high, breaks the windows every time, I use helium. I inhale it from these balloons. When I sing it sounds like the cry, of a dog about to die, thats why animals, always show, up to my shows, go away!

This is the part I act real nuts, and cover myselfin raw meat guts.

James: Guess he forgot we're in the band too. Dick.

Adam: I look so good it's all about me, I am the one fans wanna see.

Jesse: I'm damn sick of Adam's attitude.

Mickey: This is Maroon 5, not Maroon 1,

PJ: Even though now there are six of us,

Jesse: No one knows who we are,

Matt: Adam you're always he damn star.

Jesse: Nobody wants to watch this wierd shit,

Adam: of cours they do especially this,

Matt: Check it out now he's acing like a wolf.

Behatti: (Dialogue) Seriously Adam, you didnt say you were gonna pour blood all over me. Maroon 5, more ike Moron 5.

Member 1,2,3,4,5: You're ruining our reputation, this video's disgusting,

Adam: No it's artistic,

Jesse: it's just sick, we're tired of this shit.

Adam: What the hell are you doing guys,

Member 1,2,3,4,5: Don't worry it's a surprise,

Adam: that's totally fine, as long as I, get more screen time,

Jesse: Oh you will.

Adam: I don't know why why why why, you tied me up I'm scared I'm, too pretty to die die die, no no no!

Member 1,2,3,4,5: We wont kill you but you might, want to commit suicide, after what we have in mind,

Adam: No no no.

Member 1,2,3,4,5: And now it's time that we give,you a taste of your own medicine, by making your ass listen, to you own voice!

Boombox plays the start of the song

Adam: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah