Anaconda Parody

Lyrics
Drake:

This song is about butts, these girls all have big butts This video is pretty much just a bunch of big butts

Nicki Minaj: I'm dry humping bamboo in a jungle M-M-My butt's so big it's like two gigantic bubbles A-A-And I always show it off 'cause it's my greatest asset But it's enhanced by surgery, yes it's made out of plastic It's not real, real, real, cost major cash                                                                                                                  And my surgery bill is going up fast Got work on my nose and my lips, got tit implants My fake teeth Mister Ed status Feed me a carrot B-B-B-B-Booty shake, with a snake Ninety five percent of me is fake Twerkin' so hard it cause a massive earthquake Now I'm rappin' so fast think my tongue's about to break Later in the video I am gonna dance for Drake Basically I am a stripper who also knows how to rap But my lyrics are real bad, they're complete and utter crap I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Drake: A turntable with fruit A big speaker and skull This video is things that don't make any sense And butts

Sir Mix-a-Lot:  You ripped off (Damn!) "Baby Got Back" (Damn!) I'm pissed off (Damn!) Turned it to trash (Damn!) Give me some (Damn!) Of all that cash (Damn!)

Nicki Minaj:  Ha ha, bitch please [farts] Talk to the ass

For some reason there's a gym out in the jungle Where I lift these tiny weights to work out my fake muscles I pump real hard but there's no sweat on my complexion Cause I numb all my sweat glands with these Botox injections Then I slam my crotch into the floor Rap about sex non stop Act like a whore Waste the talent I got Writing lyrics that will turn your brain to rot I am a dumb shit

K-K-K-K-K-Kitchen scene Whipping cream Squirt the whole can out on my tit skin My super slutty act is wearing real thin In about seven years I'm gonna look like Lil Kim Rapping so damn fast to hide the fact that I am dim So plastic when I die throw me in recycling Drake sitting in a chair now I'm gonna dance for him I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Drake: I don't want a lap dance Your butt is too damn fat!

Nicki Minaj:  You're gonna eat this ass!

Drake:  I can't! No I need air! Stop Grrrffmm urvvmmem meh furrhhh

Nicki Minaj: What are you saying Drake?

Drake: I'm trying to warn you Nicki behind you there's a snake

Nicki Minaj: Oh my gosh! (Damn!) Look at that snake! (Damn!)

Sir Mix-a-Lot: That's right bitch (Damn!) He hasn't ate! (Damn!) And he loves (Damn!) Juicy butt steak (Damn!) Anaconda (Damn!) Eat that fake skank! My anaconda ate Nick's buns and now this dumb song's done!