We Are One (Ole Ola) Parody

Lyrics
I pull my pants up to the sky,

way to goddamn high.

Pit bulge to the side,

the left side.

I look like a suited thumb.

Thumb Guy

Wow, he really does

Pitbull

But I am payed by everyone.

Sellout. Life

Oil of Olay

Coca Cola, Pam Spray

Fresh Light, Pepsi Cola

Walmart, Bud Light

RC Cola, Target

Kroger, and now, Fifa

Whooooooowhooo

Writing lyrics is tough, so I list cities

LA, Miama

New York, Cincinnati

Moscow, where are we now

Carnival Dancer

Brazil!

Pitbull

I always have glasses over my eyes because they crossed as hell!

My songs take zero talent to make

repeat the same five words, steal beats, yell dale

if that's too hard, too hard, mumble in Spanish

and make sure your arms move, arms move like this

When I go to the library, I look at pictures of kittens

See this way, no one knows what you are saying!

I call myself Mr. Worldwide to give myself false pride

And also Mr. 305.

But those are both lies

Time to confess where I come from

Carnival Dancer #2

No one cares where from

Pitbull

I am Dr. Evil's son

Love you dad

Dr. Evil

Love you too, son

Jenny, dale

J-Lo

Gotta get back in the spotlight

two cheeks, one butt and a million pounds

this ass worked so damn hard, screwed all the stars to get where I'm at now

Singing this song in Brazil about the NFL

FIFA Lawyer

Bloody hell!

J-Lo

Should have hired Shakira

This suckes compared to Waka Waka

Pitbull

random soccer clips

to make this Fifa vid legit, but it looks like shit

J-Lo

Wait, I thought this was about tennis

FIFA Lawyer

I can't believe this!

Why did I hire these dipshits!

Pitbull

Sellout. Life. Dale.

Claudia Leitte

Man? Woman? Wrong, a transvetite

If you come to Brazil, you will die. Why am I here?

I'm the only Brazillian star dumb enough to work with these idiots

FIFA Lawyer

Pitbull and J-Lo, this song sucks

Pitbull

What you mean it sucks?

FIFA Lawyer

We payed you fifty million bucks!

Pitbull

Wasn't enough.

FIFA Lawyer

To make an anthem for World Cup

J-Lo

What the hell's World Cup

FIFA Lawyer

But you don't mention World Cup once

Pitbull

But I said dale a bunch

FIFA Player

You made the sport look so damn bad, that we have lost all of our fans

J-Lo

Don't worry, I can win them back, by playing this horn with my ass

FIFA Player

Holy shit! She was right! Sales are skyrocketing now that those two douchebags are dead!

Everyone

YEEEEEAHHHHHH!

Trivia

 * This is the first parody to feature Pitbull
 * This is also the first parody to feature Claudia Leitte