All About That Bass Parody

Lyrics
Meghan Trainor: Because this song’s all about being big, suck a d!ck thin people If you are super thin super thin you’re evil This catchy tune’s message should have been we’re equal But it shames thin women, thin women

Yeah it’s kind of clear I like to eat food But I can write big hit songs and I can sing em too I see these skinny girls that get super famous So I say hey why not Meghan Trainor? I talk like I am black even though I am white I lived in the suburbs I’ve had a perfect life Still there’s one thing bugs me I don’t know why But when I see good-looking skinny people I think they should die!

Meghan Trainor: Yeah, my mama she told me don’t worry about your size But when I see thin women I want to gouge out their eyes Chorus: Gouge out their eyeballs Gouge out their eyeballs Meghan Trainor: When I hear Gwyneth Paltrow say oh my god I feel so fat I want to beat in her pretty face with a baseball bat Paltrow: Woah! Meghan Trainor: Now all five of us will do this dumb dance this dumb dance We’re dancing. These girls need haircuts bad really bad Chorus: We can’t see

Fat Guy: Meghan give me a chance just one chance to rest please! Meghan Trainor: I hired you to dance damnit dance! I’m bringin booty back Guy: Booty never left that statement is trash!

Meghan Trainor: Wow, I’m just playing, don’t hate me cause I’m fat! Guy: You’re actually normal. Every inch of you is perfect, stop acting like a victim! Trainor: Yeah my mama she told me that being big is sexy And that it turns on men which totally validates me

Makes me feel pretty, makes me feel pretty. Woman: I thought this song was supposed to be bout loving you for you! Trainor: It is! Woman: Then why are you basing you self worth off of pleasing dudes? Trainor: Now let me reiterate it again if you’re think you’re a bitch Thin Woman: That’s totally not true and completely mindless I’m actually on my way to help the homeless Trainor: Nice try but that can’t be you’re skinny

Agent #1: Meghan your single “All About That Bass” is a hit! Agent #2: It’s platinum! Agent #1: It’s time to lose some weight for your next pop anthem. Meghan: But I’m about that bass and that means I’m curvy That’s what everyone likes bout this song. Agent #2: Now Meghan do you wanna be a star or a one-hit wonder? Agent #1: If you don’t lose some weight that would be a blunder To help you get in shape we’ve brought in a trainer Trainer: It’s time to get you ripped! Let’s do this!